John Oliver is bound for the Tower of London to have his head cut off. From this week's edition of The Bugle:
John: As we know, this queen's got back, Andy...I'm not ashamed to say that: Queen Elizabeth has got back. She's got a big butt, and I cannot lie. All the other royals can't deny; when Her Majesty walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get sprung.
Andy: Do you, John?
John: I do. It's a compliment, Andy. My anaconda don't want none, unless my monarch has bum, son. She can do side bends or sit-ups, but don't lose that healthy butt.
Combining Sir Mix-a-lot ("now Lord Mix-a-lot since the tragic death of his father") and Her Majesty in the same paragraph: truly disturbing and yet completely hysterical.
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